This is completely tongue-in-cheek (except for the parts that come true). And mostly lege-oriented. :)
January -
Governor Katie Hobbs takes her oath of office with a speech filled with words and phrases like "cooperation" and "best interests of Arizona".
The Rs in the AZ legislature, led by House Speaker Ben Toma and Senate President Warren Petersen, respond with only "wanna bet?"
In one of her first acts as governor, Hobbs calls the legislature into a special session to address the aggregate expenditure limit looming over public ed.
The measure fails on a party line vote as the Rs in the legislature are upset it doesn't give more money to vouchers.
Kari Lake sues to overturn the 2022 election results. She is represented by a reasonably reputable attorney.
Her lawsuit fails.
Kelli Ward is deposed as chair of the AZGOP. Guess losing an election or two bothers R PCs more than being a party to treason.
February -
There's a riot in a bingo hall in Oro Valley when a caller refuses to award a Bingo designation to someone who doesn't have one. Mark Finchem says he wasn't there, but photographic evidence says otherwise.
Abe Hamedeh sues again to overturn the 2022 results.
The lawsuit fails.
March -
Sen. John Kavanagh runs a bill allowing police officers to kill anyone they want for any reason they want.....so long as they don't kill rich people or white trumpkins.
It passes the legislature on a party line vote.
Governor Hobbs vetoes it.
Cheeto appears at a rally in Cochise County. It's well attended. He and his hangers-on inflate the figures anyway.
Kari Lake sues to overturn the 2022 election results. She is represented by a reasonably astute attorney who waits until the retainer check clears before going forward.
Her lawsuit fails.
April -
Sen. Wendy Rogers runs a bill changing voting eligibility so that only retired Christian Dominionists living in counties with fewer than 500,000 people in them can vote.
It passes the legislature on a party line vote. Governor Hobbs vetoes it.
With that, Hobbs sets the record for number of measures vetoed by a governor.
Incensed by the veto, Rogers runs a proposal to change the state constitution. If passed by the voters, it would bar governors from vetoing measures supported by Republicans.
It passes the legislature on a party line vote.
Changing things up, Kari Lake sues to overturn the 2020 election results. She is represented by a reasonably reputable attorney.
Her lawsuit fails.
May -
The lege has entered it's silly season, aka - hurry up and wait season, aka2 - there's no budget but the lege is still in session. And their boredom, and contempt for democracy, shows.
Rep. Leo Biasucci runs a bill barring Attorneys General from indicting or charging Republicans.
It passes the legislature on a party line vote. Governor Hobbs vetoes it
Sen. Sonny Borrelli runs a bill barring Arizona SOS' from certifying any election results that the majority in the lege doesn't like.
It passes the legislature on a party line vote. Governor Hobbs vetoes it.
Abe Hamedeh sues again.
And fails again.
June -
The lege, in the persons of Toma and Petersen, announces that budget deal has been reached and that it solves the aggregate expenditure limit issue.
By taking all of the state's education funding and giving it to private and charter schools.
And then they adjourn the lege sine die and get out of town before Hobbs, or anyone else, can say anything.
Governor Hobbs addresses that by using her line item veto power and calling back the lege into a special session.
When certain legislators make noises about not returning to Phoenix, Hobbs makes noise about sending DPS officers to retrieve them.
Since being in Phoenix in the summer beats being in a jail cell, the recalcitrant legislators return.
July -
And the parade begins.
One of the downsides of Arizona becoming a battleground state will be incessant trips by famous (and not-so-famous) Republicans looking for the 2024 nomination for President (and if Joe Biden gives any indication that he's not running for re-election, it'll be Democrats, too). 2024 will start in 2023 here.
August -
The Biden Administration announces the release of a vaccine for cancer that's 99% effective, one that will be named after Anthony Fauci.
Rs and other anti-vaxxers denounce the vaccine as an unscientific plot by Big Brother to control their lives and proudly refuse to take it.
Cheeto tells them to drink Laetrile-laced Kool-Aid, and it will cure the cancer,. He'll claim that it's more effective than hydroxychloroquine.
But first, they should send him some money
Cheeto's followers die in droves, but he gets wealthier.
September -
Kari Lake sues to overturn the 2022 election results. She is represented by an attorney who obtained a law degree from a crane game in a convenience store.
Her lawsuit fails.
October -
Kelli Ward announces her candidacy for the U.S Senate seat that will be on AZ's ballot in 2024.
She wants the support of crazies and others of Cheeto's rubes to coalesce around her.
November -
Cheeto makes another appearance, this time in Mohave County. This one is sparsely attended.
The next day, he cries "Fraud!" and ends his candidacy.
December -
The Rs in the legislature, in preparation for an election year session in 2024, sharpen their pitchforks and pour kerosene on their stakes...errr..."prepare their book bans and anti-LBGTQ legislation".
Kari Lake sues to overturn the 2022 election results. She is represented by an attorney who obtained a law degree from Trump University.
Her lawsuit fails.
