Cheeto now has more indictments than marriages

Indictments: 4

Marriages: 3

Hope Melania has a lucrative, and ironclad, prenup.

From CNN -

Former President Donald Trump’s fourth indictment, annotated

A grand jury in Georgia has indicted former President Donald Trump and 18 allies on state charges stemming from his efforts to overturn his 2020 electoral defeat in the Peach State.

The 41-count indictment was unsealed Monday and is the fourth criminal case that Trump is facing.

Just a guess here, but Cheeto seems to think of himself as a cross between two fictional movie characters - Vito and Michael Corleone of the Godfather saga, portrayed by Marlon Brando/Robert De Niro and Al Pacino, respectively.

You know, perceptive, smart, and tough.

Instead, he's more like Joe Pesci's Tommy DeVito character from the movie Goodfellas.

You know, ego-driven, insecure, and volatile.

BTW, I heartily recommend viewing Godfather I and II, and Goodfellas.  While they're very different movies, all are very good.