Sunday, March 13, 2022

Florida, the gift that keeps on giving...to wiseasses

Since 2000, when they screwed up counting ballots/running an election, Florida, home of the happiest place on Earth, has been known as the Stupidest Place on Earth.


And that's saying something, given that the Earth is the home of places like Texas and Arizona.


Still, every once in a while, something happens in FL that testifies to the incredible stupidity there.


From NBC -

Florida man asks police to test meth for authenticity

A Florida man was arrested after calling police and asking them to test his methamphetamine's authenticity, according to officials.

Thomas Eugene Colucci, of Spring Hill, Florida, called the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office on Thursday, asking for officers to test meth he had recently purchased, according to a Facebook post by the Hernando County Sheriff's Office.

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Officers conducted a test on the substance Colucci provided and found that it was, in fact, meth.


Maybe Colucci should have realized that he was high when he thought that calling the police to test his meth was a bright idea.

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