Dear Ted (Cruz): We're not going to miss you, or anyone else who gets into arguments with fictional characters

First, from The Hill -

Ted Cruz wants Texas to secede if 'things become hopeless' in the US

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) said that Texas should secede if Democrats "fundamentally" destroy the U.S. but added that "he is not ready to give up on America yet."

"If the Democrats end the filibuster, if they fundamentally destroy the country, if they pack the Supreme Court, if they make D.C. a state, if they federalize elections, if they massively expand voter fraud, there may come a point where it's hopeless," Cruz said while speaking at an event at Texas A&M last month.

I'm pretty sure that if the U.S. ever let Texas go, say, if we returned it to Mexico, Mexico would respond by looking at the inhabitants of Texas...and immediately declaring war on the U.S. :)

That was last month.  Over this past weekend, he fully embraced his inner Gohmert.

From CNN -

Ted Cruz has found the real vaccine enemy: Big Bird

It's hard to imagine how we all missed it.

After all, an 8-foot, 2-inch yellow bird is sort of hard to miss.

But, lucky for all of us, Ted Cruz is on the case!

Big Bird?  Really?

Wouldn't it be ironic if Sesame Street was broadcast in Cancun?