The story goes on to describe the incident in which UNC's reserve punter, Mitch Cozad, is alleged to have attacked the team's starting punter, Rafael Mendoza, and stabbed him in the leg.Punter stabbed by benchwarmer, say police
A disguised University of Northern Colorado reserve punter on the football team stabbed the team's first string punter in the thigh of his punting leg, officials say.
He was later apprehended because he stopped at a liquor store to remove tape from the license plate of the alleged getaway car.
Good freakin' God.
Expect the next issue of Sports Illustrated to include this as their "This Week's Sign of the Apocalypse."
It should this "This Decade's..."
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