Thursday, December 04, 2008

Short Attention Span Musing

From the "who says I don't pick on Democrats when they deserve it" file...

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) ignored his staff and spouted off about the fragrance of tourists visiting the Capitol.

From The Hill -
Reid’s comment came as he noted the long lines of tourists who come to visit the Capitol during the bitter cold of winter and sweltering heat of a Washington summer. By constructing the CVC, lawmakers hoped to provide a more comfortable and educational introduction to the Capitol with tighter security measures.

"Tourists line up in summer and winter," said Reid. "In the summertime, because of the high humidity and how hot it gets here, you could literally smell the tourists coming into the Capitol."

Like other high-profile Democratic senators before him (John Kerry, anyone?), Reid simply cannot tell a joke.

He *really* should have listened to his staff.

Of course, compared to Governor Ed Rendell's (D-Foot in Mouth Disease) gaffe, Reid was positively eloquent.

From -
Rendell made the comment Tuesday at a meeting of the National Governors Association in Philadelphia that featured President-elect Barack Obama.

Rendell said Napolitano is "perfect for that job. Because for that job, you have to have no life. Janet has no family. Perfect. She can devote, literally, 19-20 hours a day to it."

He has since apologized (sort of) for his comment that disparaged Napolitano's single status, but the damage has been done. He has ticked off single people (and many married ones) all across the country.

...From the "PleasepleasepleasepleasePUHLEEZE" department...

There are some rumors going around that John McCain will face a primary challenge in 2010 from none other than everybody's favorite loudmouthed nativist, JD Hayworth (Paul Giblin at the EV Tribune).

The idea has AZ's rightwing blogosphere all breathlessly aflutter at the thought of their darling Hayworth taking on McCain, but like Tedski at R-Cubed, I don't think it will happen. McCain has earned respect from all over AZ (misplaced though I may think that respect may be, it does exist) while Hayworth doesn't have any respect from anybody outside of his own nativist wing of the Republican Party.

That demographic fits a slot on radio, not in the senior chamber of Congress.

On the other hand, if Hayworth does go for it, maybe we can talk Harry Mitchell into running for the Senate seat.

Just for the sheer joy of watching JD's head explode at the mere possiblity of losing to Mitchell yet again. :)

For the record, I don't think Mitchell would be even remotely interested in a Senate run, even if Hayworth does run. For that matter, if it looks like a pure ideologue such as Hayworth will end up as the Rep nominee, Democrats from all over AZ will be elbowing each other hard for a shot at the seat.

...And from the "can we root for both of them to lose" department...

From AP -
WASHINGTON (AP) — Texas Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison on Thursday took the first step toward a run for governor, setting the stage for a contentious challenge in 2010 against fellow Republican Rick Perry, the longest-serving leader in state history.

Let's see...Rick Perry is best known for his perfectly-coiffed hair (Molly Ivins nicknamed him "Governor Goodhair") and Hutchinson is best known as a Bush cheerleader of Kyl-esque proportions.

Maybe Kinky Friedman can run again. He's not perfect, but he's more interesting than either of those two.


1 comment:

Desert Beacon said...

Theoretically and pragmatically impossible - but nonetheless a pleasant thought: Somewhere in northern Idaho there is a district just waiting for J.D and Dean Heller - to face each other in a primary? Not that I'm an advocate of outsourcing, but in this case it might be pleasant.