Take a group of artificially-tanned, permed, blow-dried, holier-than-thou stuffed-shirt types, blind them with glitz and neon lights, stir in showgirls, strippers and prostitutes, sprinkle in an extra special seasoning of female impersonators, marinate with mass quantities of alcohol and bake it all in the late summer Vegas sun.
Then step back and watch the election year wackiness ensue.
It's called "The Conservative Leadership Conference 2008." The conference is taking place from September 18 - 21, with mugshots posted online from September 22 thru Election Day.
Wonder how pissed they're going to be when they figure out the catchphrase "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" doesn't apply to YouTube? :))
Of course, with the way things are going in his race against Bob Lord, this trip may be the highlight of the year for Shadegg....