Only in Scottsdale

[non-political post ahead]

Please, God, let it truly be only in Scottsdale...

From today's EV Trib:

Police: Mom takes dog, leaves kid in car at mall

Police have arrested a mother who took her dog shopping inside a Scottsdale Fashion Square department store while leaving her sleeping toddler in her car with a valet.

She took her dog and left her kid?!? %@#$#!!! Leave the dog at home, and bring the toddler into the mall in a stroller!

The article goes on to note that while she was being questioned by the police, the mother in question "asked an officer 'if she was in trouble.' "

She was arrested, and booked on charges of criminal cluelessness.